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General Discussion / Re: In Game Song Lyics Collection

« Last post by Endric Glendale on September 04, 2015, 06:21:01 pm »

Health to the company

Kind friends and companions come join me in rhyme
come lift up your voices in chorus with mine
come lift up your voices all grief to refrain
for we may or might never all meet here again

Refrain
here's a health to the company and one to my lass
let us drink and be merry all out of one glass
let us drink and be merry all grief to refrain
for we may or might never all meet here again

here's a health to the dear lass that I love so well
for her smile and her beauty sure none can excel
there's a smile on her countinence as she sits on my knee
there's no man in this wide world as happy as me

Refrain

our ship lies at anchor she's ready to dock
I wish her safe landing without any shock
if ever I should meet thee by land or by sea
I will always remember your kindness to mee

Refrain

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General Discussion / Re: In Game Song Lyics Collection

« Last post by Endric Glendale on September 04, 2015, 06:16:18 pm »

Ramblin Rover

Refrain

Oh there are sober men a plenty
and drunkards barely twenty
there are men of over ninety
who have never yet kissed a girl
give me the rambling rover
from Arkely down to Dover
we'll roam the country over
and together we'll face the world

oh there are those who feign enjoyment
from merciless employment
there profession misdeployment
from the minute they left their school
they scrape and save and plunder
while the rest go off and squander
see the world a northern wonder
and their happier as a rule

Refrain

Oh I have been through all the nations
to delight in all creation
I've enjoyed a wee sensation
when the company did prove fine
when parting was not pleasure
I drank another measure
to the good friends that we treasure
for they always are on our mind

Refrain

oh if you're bent up with arthritis
you bowels have got colitis
you've got galloping malanchitis
and you're thinking it's time ye die
if you've been a man of action
but you're lying there in traction
you can gain some satisfaction
thinking jeeze well at least ya tried

Refrain

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General Discussion / Re: a collection of the FB shenanagins

« Last post by Taavo on September 02, 2015, 11:59:26 pm »

I shall get right on that Professor Bark Bark!

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General Discussion / Re: a collection of the FB shenanagins

« Last post by Endric Glendale on September 02, 2015, 07:11:01 pm »

then clearly that just means that the new people need to do some memorable things (and by that I mean interesting pvp conflicts) so that I can make new ones

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General Discussion / In Game Song Lyics Collection

« Last post by Endric Glendale on September 02, 2015, 05:45:25 pm »

Hey guys,
wouldn't it be nice if when people attempt to preform songs in game more than just the one person knew the lyrics?
To that end I'm going to post the in game lyrics to some of the songs I've rewritten, and I encourage others to do the same right here.

Southern Leode

In Southern Leode I was born
Heave away, haul away
Southern Leode by the shore
We're bound for Southern Leode

Refrain: Haul away on rolling Kings
Heave away, haul away
Haul away I'll hear ya sing
We're bound for Southern Leode

Twas on the Martel River there
Heave Away, Haul Away
That's where I met Miss Nancy Blaire
We're bound for southern Leode

Refrain

I shook her up I shook her down
Heave away, haul away
I shook her round and round the town
We're bound for Southern Leode

Refrain

There's just one thought which grieves me mind
Heave away haul away
To leave Miss Nancy Blaire behind
We're bound for Southern Leode

Refrain

Tan Gorsed Born, Tan Gorsed Bred
Heave Away, Haul Away
Strong in the arm, but thick in the head
We're bound for Southern Leode
Refrain


Up and Away in the Morning

Oh when I was a young man
I lived by the sea span
Me folks kept a tavern call the admirals head
And old salts by the fire side
Would tell of the seas wide
The tall masted ships and the lives that they led

Well it's up and away in the morning
Oh the tears my poor mother has cried
But the sea she had called me
And you may say I'm balmy
But I took to her just like a bride
Yes it's up and away in the morning

Oh I walked into Bristol
With cutlass and thistle
A new boson's whistle
And a swaggering stead
And without too much censure
I soon was indentured
On a crew of adventure and the admiral said

Lads it's up and away in the morning
With the wind to our backs we will sail
And the ship may well send ye
from here to Boreni
where they'll serve up the rum by the pail
Yes it's up and away in the morning

Now some see the sea as a sickness
but we feel a thickness
when ere we're not shortening sail
and we see the sea lifting fosail and bowsprit
as the storm hits the ships
and we run for the gail

and it's up and away in the morning
oh the salt spray tastes finer than wine
dawn on the horizon to the size of the prize
and the taking of a ship of the line
yes it's up and away in the morning

And it's up and away in the morning
With the wind to our backs we will sail
And the ship may well send ye
From here to Boreni
Where the storms and the waves
They will shake ya and rend ye
And you'll do desperate deeds
So that none would defend ye
But there's no place that we'd rather be
And it's up and away in the morning
And though we may never go home
We will think of it often
Till the day that our lead weighted
Coffins get tossed in the foam
Yes it's up and away in the morning

The Minstrel Boy

The minstrel boy to the war has gone
In the ranks of death you will find him
His father's sword he hath girded on
And his wild harp slung behind him
Land of song said the warrior bard
Though all the world betrays thee
One sword at least thy right shall guard
One faithful harp shall praise thee

The minstrel fell but the foe man's chain
Could not bring that proud soul under
The harp he loved ne'er spoke again
For he tore its chords asunder
And said no chain shall sully thee
Though soul of love and bravery
Thy songs were meant for the proud and free
They shall never sound in slavery

The minstrel boy shall return again
Torn perhaps in body not in spirit
The harp he love shall sound once more
When we hear its notes we shall cheer it
And then may he play his harp in peace
In a world that's held as intended
When all the works of war shall cease
And every battle must be ended

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General Discussion / Re: a collection of the FB shenanagins

« Last post by Masaki Arielle / Myth on September 02, 2015, 05:05:43 pm »

OMG this is the best.

On the other hand, so many of the stars of the old rap battles are dead now... /feels

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General Discussion / Re: a collection of the FB shenanagins

« Last post by Endric Glendale on September 02, 2015, 04:51:09 pm »

 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AW
 SUZUKI RAIDEN VERSUS PROFESSOR SAM ATHRO
 BEGIN
 Rai: I'm the Thunderbolt, I'm the Lightning Mage
 When you try to glow pink, fills me with rage
 Got a mana pool, and I'm gonna get you
 But ya won't see me comin UNBLINK STUN SUBDUE!


Athro: I'm for science, dude, and it's just a fact
 You're not just facin me, it's the whole viva pack
 I'll go any length, all my questions to answer
 You just can't win, VIVA LA VIVAMANCERS

Rai: Oh you think I'm runnin from just one big nerd
 Look around, check it out , you're the last of the herd
 Cause Taka is gone, Faelin and Aces, too
 All that is left is me, comin here, gunnin for you
 I'm gonna kick your ass, man It's gonna be fun
 There will only be scorch marks left when I'm done
 You're just a failed professor, not good in a fight
 Finish you, get my vengeance, before you get a pink light
 I'll pick up my spear, beat on you like a drum
 It's already over, I SUMMON THE MAELSTROM!

Athro: Just keep talking, you're a flash in the pan
 We've already completed part one of the plan
 The spirit's awakened, and with danger you're rife
 Just listen and you'll hear how we freed audacious life
 We got our symbiotes, we got modified haunts
 Rebuilding Saer, what more could you want
 We are the wave of the future You're a thing of the past
 So go on home to Xheng, till you breath your last
 You want to live forever? That can be arranged
 Turning down that kind of offer just makes you deranged
 That's all I've got to say, Just like the tower we're done
 Let's face it, Death Lost, The Vivamancers Won

Rai: It's the end of you and the whole pink crew
 The Death servants all comin for a piece of you
 What you do is unnatural, it is just plain wrong
 now the lightning Xheng with ring your bell like a gong
 
WHO WON
WHO'S NEXT
YOU DECIDE

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General Discussion / Re: a collection of the FB shenanagins

« Last post by Endric Glendale on September 02, 2015, 01:07:46 pm »

Part 6: The night before Larping

Twas the night before larping and all through the camp
 Not a creature was stirring, not even a vamp
 The treasure was hid, near the traps with great care,
 In hopes that adventurers soon would be there.


The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
 While visions of Void Spawn danced in their heads.
 And Milo with his swords, and Pry with his shield,
 Had just started one last patrol of the field.

When out on the commons arose such a clatter,
 We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter.
 Away to the window Rai blinked like a flash,
 Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

New moon gave no light, yet still there was glow
 lights of orange green and purple all shown down below.
 When, what to our wondering eyes should appear,
 Undead, Void, and Mages, A battle was Near

We took up our weapons, so lively and quick,
 We knew in a moment the fight would be thick.
 More rapid than eagles, the corsairs, they came,
 The dark elves with whistles, the limbs they did maim

"Now slash 'em! now, bash 'em! now, curse 'em and hex 'em!
 On, Combat! On, to it! on, on forward to Blitz 'em!
 To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
 Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
 When they meet with an obstacle, when they start to die.
 So up to the house-top the corsairs they fled,
 leaving mountains of loot, and their piles of dead

And then, in a crashing, I heard on the roof
 The fighting and smashing was getting quite rough.
 As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
 Down from the roof top Faelin came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
 And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
 the head of a void spawn was held in his hand,
 And he looked quite excited, for the fight was quite grand.

Taka and Siri they stood back to back
 To fend off yet another sudden attack
 Copper the imp, he took up his bow,
 Every shaft that he loosed, each struck an orange glow.

The tough old man Ray, he gritted his teeth,
 as to others vitality he did bequeath.
 Nearby stood and Ace with a giant round shield,
 Eying the mayhem let loose on the field

In the edge of the fight stood a strange looking half-elf,
 Nearby were the gypsies, looting bodies for wealth
 On Came a Behemoth with a massive horned head,
 We'd all come to know that was something to dread.

It spoke not a word, but went straight to Its work,
 It bashed all the fighters, then turned with a jerk.
 And Raising its claws, ten feet surely they rose,
 Then giving a roar, and away off he goes!

He sprang off away, to the town gave whistle,
 And then spoke some words in a voice full of gristle
 Then I heard him exclaim, as he walked out of sight,
 "Happy Larping to all, and to all a good-fight!"

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General Discussion / Re: a collection of the FB shenanagins

« Last post by Endric Glendale on September 02, 2015, 01:04:38 pm »

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General Discussion / Re: a collection of the FB shenanagins

« Last post by Endric Glendale on September 02, 2015, 01:03:06 pm »

Part 4: I'll kill Some  Void Here with you

Let's get down to business
 To defeat, the void
 If you, won't be soldiers
 I will get, Annoyed
 You're the least sane bunch I've ever met
 But you can bet, before we're through
 Mister, I'll
 Kill some Void
 Here with you.

Sturdy as a Mountain
 but a fire within
 If you work together
 we are sure, to win
 you're a crazed, insane, pathetic lot
 but listen up, I'll promise you
 Somehow I'll
 kill some void
 here with you

I'm never gonna learn to death
 Said goodbye to those who knew me
 Boy was I a fool in to think that we could win,
 Demon's got us scared to death
 Hope they do not run right through me
 Now I really with that I could brew poison

Kill the Void
 You must be ready to Death a warrior
Kill the void
 And to poison the mages too
kill the void
 You must run though the Morpheus demons
 be ready to light the shadow behind you

Time is racing towards us
 Till the void, arrive
 Give the void no quarter
 And we might survive
 You're not suited for, The voidic war
 You're all I got, You'll have to do
 So now I'll
 Kill some void
 Here with you

Kill the Void
 You must be ready to Death a warrior
Kill the void
 And to poison the mages too
kill the void
 You must run though the Morpheus demons
 be ready to light the shadow behind you

Kill the Void
 You must be ready to Death a warrior
Kill the void
 And to poison the mages too
kill the void
 You must run though the Morpheus demons
 be ready to light the shadow behind you