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General Discussion / Re: In Game Song Lyics Collection
« Last post by Endric Glendale on April 22, 2019, 10:08:06 pm »
We are two mariners
Our ship's sole survivors
In this belly of a whale
It's ribs are ceiling beams
It's guts are carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill
You may not remember me
I was a child of three
And you, a lad of eighteen
But, I remember you
And I will relate to you
How our histories interweave
At the time you were
A rake and a roustabout
Spending all your money
On the whores and hounds
(Oh, oh)

You had a charming air
All cheap and debonair
My widowed mother found so sweet
And so she took you in
Her sheets still warm with him
Now filled with filth and foul disease
As time wore on you proved
A debt-ridden drunken mess
Leaving my mother
A poor consumptive wretch
(Oh, oh)

And then you disappeared
Your gambling arrears
The only thing you left behind
And then the magistrate
Reclaimed our small estate
And my poor mother lost her mind
Then, one day in spring
My dear sweet mother died
But, before she did
I took her hand as she, dying, cried:
(Oh, oh)

"Find him, bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave"

It took me fifteen years
To swallow all my tears
Among the urchins in the street
Until a priory
Took pity and hired me
To keep their vestry nice and neat
But, never once in the employ
Of these holy men
Did I ever, once turn my mind
From the thought of revenge
(Oh, oh)

One night I overheard
The prior exchanging words
With a penitent whaler from the sea
The captain of his ship
Who matched you toe to tip
Was known for wanton cruelty
The following day I shipped to sea
With a privateer
And in the whistle Of the wind
I could almost hear
(Oh, oh)

"Find him, bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave

There is one thing I must say to you
As you sail across the sea
Always, your mother will watch over you
As you avenge this wicked deed"

And then, that fateful night
We had you in our sight
After twenty months, it seemed
Your starboard flank abeam
I was getting my muskets clean
When came this rumbling from beneath
The ocean shook
The sky went black
And the captain quailed
And before us grew
The angry jaws
Of a giant whale

Don't know how I survived
The crew all was chewed alive
I must have slipped between his teeth
But, oh, what providence
What divine intelligence
That you should survive
As well as me
It gives my eye great joy
To see your eyes fill with fear
To lean in close
And I will whisper
The last words you'll hear
(Oh, oh)

"Find him, bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave
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New Player Boards / Re: Hello, I have a question please
« Last post by Ki-Rei on January 26, 2019, 08:43:38 pm »
thanks very much
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New Player Boards / Re: Hello, I have a question please
« Last post by Bartimaeus on January 18, 2019, 12:52:51 pm »
The Feast:  Given the possibility of food allergies, staff coordinates meals.  I am fairly certain that bringing a dish is not required (I don't recall bringing anything last year) but send a note to staff if you are so inclined to share.

Cost per person:  Don't know.

Sleeping facilities:  The three cabins, where it sounds like people will be sleeping on Saturday night, are heated with spring bunk beds, a bathroom, and showers.  A sleeping bag is typically all you need.

Costume:  It is certainly ok to have a "mostly done" costume.  Everyone understands that costumes evolve, get tweaked, rebuilt, and abandoned.  The only issue is that armor is initially "graded" by staff for purposes of determining its number of armor points.  If you swap out for new armor, let staff know so that they can re-grade it.

Hope that helps.

Bartimaeus
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New Player Boards / Hello, I have a question please
« Last post by Ki-Rei on January 13, 2019, 12:06:39 am »
Hi, my name is Bob Hamlin and I be playing Ki-Rei of Surgut starting this season.  couple quick questions please..... 1st Regarding the feast on 3/3:  Should I plan on bringing a dish to share?  also what is the cost per person please?  2nd: What are the sleeping facilities at the camp like please so I can bring the right stuff.  3rd: Does my costume need to be finalized at the feast or is it ok to have it "mostly done" with a few fudges?

Thanks in advance,
Bob
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General Discussion / Re: Donation Opportunity: Artists
« Last post by Red Cap Delivery Service on November 23, 2018, 05:14:59 pm »
At this time all 3 donation opportunities have been filled.
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General Discussion / Donation Opportunity: Artists
« Last post by Red Cap Delivery Service on November 21, 2018, 04:59:44 pm »
Hello Adventurer's!  I wanted to make a brief announcement that staff is looking for an artist (scenery and buildings not characters) to create a few pieces for us as a donation opportunity.

If you are interested in participating please reach out to Andrew Champion directly either on Facebook or through the Forum.
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General Discussion / Re: a collection of the FB shenanagins
« Last post by Endric Glendale on May 07, 2018, 07:51:21 pm »
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AW

THE WIZARD FIZZBANG VERSUS THE LAWS OF NATURE

BEGIN

Fizzbang:
Imma jump right in, ya'll just watch me
Mad Science, weird magic, Onna roll ya see
Built a thing, what it does, I just don't know
But I'm gonna pull the lever as my verses flow
Never once will I ask how could this go wrong
It will work, or I'll find out, at the end of this song

BOOOM!
(FUTURE FIZBANG APPEARS IN A FLASH OF LIGHT COVERED IN SOOT. WISPS OF SMOKE RISE FROM HIS CLOTHING AND HAIR)

Future Fizzbang:
NO NO NO You dolt! Don't pull that lever
the wires got crossed! Don't do it ever
Your equation's messed up on the thirtysecond line
I'm not quite sure how, but that machine travels time!
You never did learn to double check your work
You've got all the scientific caution of one James T Kirk
now go reread your notes on this half assed design
The Capacitors should be parallel, not in series you blind-

Fizzbang:
Let me cut you off there, I don't mean to stare
But it seems there's still combustion going on in your hair
I admit, you present some intriguing data
That just makes me want to pull the lever now, not Later
I'm the mastermind of the fun experiments
Into the wall of ignorance I'm putting big dents
I don't ask if I should, only if I could
no need to waste time asking if I would
You think you could stop me
Not even I could stop me
Or is it, you could stop you?
Not sure, don't care, we're Through

Future Fizzbang:
Seriously? Please. Whatever you're about to do DON'T DO IT!
You don't wanna see what time will do you when ya go through it
You pull that lever you'll want to tell yourself you blew it
And I'll be here to tell you this whole time that I knew it
Just listen to You! I mean I mean you listen to me
this whole crazy plan is just out of its tree
This is gonna go wrong, I know cause I did it
That's what I'm trying to tell you but you just don't get it.
You built a magical grid with no safety switch
and that rune right there is some wonky feces
Just stop right now, we're not that clever
Just don't, please don't, don't pull that lever

Fizzbang
I've heard enough, and made some changes
I'll admit I learned something from your future strangeness
I cut this wire and I flipped that switch
rotated this rune, and I fixed that stitch
gonna make this machine work cause I'm just that clever
Stand aside Kronk, IMMA PULL THE LEVER!

KAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE
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General Discussion / Re: a collection of the FB shenanagins
« Last post by Endric Glendale on April 16, 2018, 07:32:13 pm »
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AW

ODION VS LUTHALI VAS KOVE

BEGIN

ODION: You ready to fight? You should just surrender.
I wanted a challenge, you're just a pretender
a matched pair of swords, just one of them silver
fighting for a crusade that's full of serial killers
Let me just point out, there's something wrong with this picture
I thought this was AW, and yet you're playing Witcher.
Now ready yourself, and both your pint sized blades
Half emo elf can step up but he'll just get played

LUTHALI: Call me a pretender? Just look in the mirror.
You're a wannabe high elf, who dragged his dad here.
My idols are renowned for their deadly skills.
Yours are only known for their drugs and frills
In this showdown I'll break you down
I'll run you out this sorry town
You stumble around getting high on light
I'm impressed you even found your way here to fight
you think that big sword you got is, oh so great
I think you have it just to compensate

ODION: You've missed the point, in life you're supposed to have fun
not sulk in the corner to avoid the sun
I walk in the gleaming path of Mother Light
you wait for depressing missions each night
So here, take this, come back once you drank it
might make your personality less like a wet blanket
All reality's manifest for us to enjoy
and magic can be a tool, but also a toy
So calm down, take a drink, enjoy yourself
I got a special one here, made just for half el-

LUTHALI: SHUT UP! You addict. I get it, you're high,
But I'll still be standing here when both your kidneys die
You're a short sighted drunkard with drugs in his blood
and as soon as you run out you'll be facedown in the mud
Yes it's true compared to you my life is more dark and gritty
You can talk a good game but then you fight real shitty
And then the lights go out and I go on the attack,
Father Darkness followers extinguish light so make tracks
I hit faster, I'm the master, I strike harder, don't bother
Mother Light won't help you here. So go cry to your Father.

GODECK (Surprise):
You wanna sit here and talk feces about drinking and Light,
I find it quite odd considering your bar tab last night.
This is my temple you're in, so drop down and pay respect
talking feces about Mother Light could get a half dark elf wrecked
I sit upon a pile of power neither of you could climb
Stealing skulls from old tombs just to fill my spare time
I'm the secret super power sitting here in Whitewood
in the library and the temple cause I'm just that good
Both of you are open books, no one knows just what I do
As far as either of you know I could turn you both into goo
I can do dark and brooding better than Mr. Twin swords
You don't even want to know what I do with demon hordes
As for the half drugged-Elf, I expected more fight
Is this the best you can do in the name of Mother Light
I'll smack both of you down I'm way above you weak chumps
Top dog of the temple here to dish out lumps
For representing your idols, you are both sub par
Now get the hell out of my Temple, and Bar.

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AW
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General Discussion / Re: a collection of the FB shenanagins
« Last post by Endric Glendale on April 16, 2018, 07:26:41 pm »
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AW!

HART PASARI! VERSUS! KAYA VERIDICA!

BEGIN!

HART: Let me jump right in, ain't got time for this feces
Lady, I save the world, I think you should just quit
'Cause everybody knows I'm just a better healer
Runa girl should take off before Legati steal her.
While she's shooting off her arrows up on the porch
I got the brownie sword putting bandits to torch
I'd throw down the gauntlet, say the gloves came off
but yours seems stuck, not your blood though, "cough"

KAYA: You wanna pick a fight, You can be my guest.
Runa army trained me to stand above the rest
But if you're cruising for a bruising, well I'm your girl
gonna conquer you like Runa did the world.
Look outside, Hart, that's my flag flying over us,
taking you down will be Glorious
Cause I can actually fight, You're a target at best
You picked the wrong place to be a pacifist.

HART: You Runa think you're so tough, but you're all the same
and your minds are too rigid to keep ahead of the game
you're not the center of the world but, but you act like it
And the rest of Terra's getting tired of your feces
and you act so proper, but solve problems with force
it will end when your army gets eaten by Orcs
You can't turn undead, and I wonder why
when they all come to town bet you're gonna die
give it up, you lost, hey I said I'd be quick
so stop bleeding on your spackets girl, that's just sick.

KAYA: Show respect, blood magic is a sacred art
but you wouldn't understand, not enough heart
so take a step back, Mr. Brownie boy
we adults use magic that ain't just a toy
I can actually help when we're in a fight
while you play silly games with your glamour light
when the going gets tough, Runa just get tougher
And the world pays rough, so I must play rougher
when could you beat me? Well the answer's never
For the Emperor I win, may he live forever.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AW!
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Announcements / Updates to Dark Elves, Imps, and Gypsies (formerly)
« Last post by Carmen on August 29, 2017, 09:19:54 pm »
Hey guys,

So we've decided to make a few small tweaks based on some out of game considerations.

Let's start with the big change here, Dark Elves. We concluded that full black makeup isn't the most tasteful makeup choice so we decided to adjust it and make it something more interesting and personalized to AW's world. Since we were adjusting Dark Elves, we also made some small tweaks and adjustments to the makeup for High Elves and Origin Elves so that they all feel related. And while I'm sure you would all love for me to chew your ears off describing the new makeup, staff compiled a lovely document with pictures! (https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1_3uNDyxoVHnnN9IQKQYQoiKtrkL6wkNAqcV49-8NXZM/edit)
Please note that the makeup for Half-Elves and Half-Dark Elves has not changed; their pictures were included for general reference.

On a similar vein to the Dark Elf changes we want to add a small recommendation for our Imps who elect to do the full makeup route. Please aim for roughly 1/3rd of your face being red.

The other tweak we made was that we decided to rename the Gypsies to the Legati (Romanian for bonded). Long story short on this one, we've kept tabs on debates about if the term gypsy is a slur (it is in Europe but is debatable in the US) and we've found that they have recently started leaning towards yes. So we decided to stay ahead of this one and changed the name. We realize that as with any name change there will be some slight confusion during game; however, I wouldn't sweat it too much as we plan to just roll with any slips (saying "do you mean the Legati?" is probably the response I'll use).

Because we are making these changes for out of game reasons, they are retroactive and don't have attached plot (i.e. please don't suddenly wonder in game why the Dark Elves look different because from an IG standpoint we are saying they were always that way). Normally we try our best to not make retroactive changes because of the potential confusion they can cause, but in this situation we really felt it was for the best.

See you this weekend!

Sincerely,
Carmen
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